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The funny emails you receive at work or home from friends at the office.
Funny photos and topical, up to the minute jokes . SHARE THEM!
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Everyone should see this short.

This is not my work, I take no credit. I am simply displaying it for the world to see.
Copyright HFF .Konrad Wolf. 2008 Everyone should see this short.
If you want to find out more information about this film visit
www.chumpandclump.com
This video may not be suitable for children. Maybe even some adults…. Read more

Crazy hairs and dress.

Women need hairs to have societal approval.The crazy version of women hairs this is a interestings. Look beautiful woman is a very nice. The Man Clothing Moments !
Here a few examples of funny clothing
Simply buy a funny clothing , then wear it in public. JOKE for normal people Read more

European Jews…

What many don’t realize is the fact that European Jews are descendants of European Gentiles who converted to Judaism in the Middle Ages. During the Middle Ages many Europeans converted to Judaism and Islam. That is why there are substantial European Muslims in Eastern European countries today.

Anyone, of any race or ethnicity, can become a Jew. Being a Jew has to do with religion, not race. Yes, God did begin with a biological family (Abraham, Isaac and Jacob) in forming the Jewish nation, but God did not limit being a Jew to that biological family. We know that in the Old Testament both Ruth (a Moabite Gentile) and Rahab (a Canaanite Gentile) became Jews and were even in the ancestry of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

The Israelites (Jews in Palestine) during the time of Christ did not have White European complexion Read more

Capitalism is evil…

Capitalism is evil. That is the conclusion U.S. documentary maker Michael Moore comes to in his latest movie “Capitalism: A Love Story,” which premieres at the Venice film festival.

Blending his trademark humor with tragic individual stories, archive footage and publicity stunts, the 55-year-old launches an all out attack on the capitalist system, arguing that it benefits the rich and condemns millions to poverty.

“Capitalism is an evil, and you cannot regulate evil,” the two-hour movie concludes. Read more

Funny clothing…

Funny clothing of a real people is whether you laugh at him before he opens mouth. Public Being funny sometimes only requires the right choice of funny clothing!

Simply buy a funny clothing , then wear it in public. Sojourn to the main tourist area in your region. Chances are funny clothing are sold in abundance; giving the once humorless, a new lease on laughter! This brandishes to the world that you truly DO have a funny personality.

Here’s a few examples of funny clothing and reasons why people will think they’re hilarious:

Street Fashion…

Mode Street Fashion click here

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You don’t need your wallet…

It seems that three things are indispensable in most people’s pockets or purses at all times: keys, a wallet and a phone. But, in the not-too-distant future, you may be able to leave the wallet and the keys behind.

The mobile phone is staging a coup.

Some analysts believe that within five years, mobile phones will be able to make electronic payments, open doors, access subways, clip coupons and possibly act as another form of identification. Read more

After the age of 70 …

Socioeconomic status seems to make no difference in mental decline among rich and poor people after the age of 70, according to a new study.

The study challenges previous claims that economic status and background have an impact on cognitive functioning among the elderly.

Rates of cognitive decline among people aged 70 and older depended on other factors and were similar across socioeconomic and racial/ethnic groups, according to the study conducted by researchers at the University of California in Los Angeles (UCLA). Read more

Advertise on the Moon

Never in the history of advertising has the possibility of penetrating every market on Earth, reaching every person on the planet, and touching them at emotional level only possible with the beauty of the moon on a starlit night, been made available. Twelve billion eyeballs looking at your logo in the sky for several days every month for the next several thousand years.

Patent pending Shadow Shaping technology can be yours. Exclusive transferable licensing is being made available for 44 regions of the visible side of the Moon. Bidding begins on July 20, 2009, the 40th anniversary of man’s first step on the Moon. Bidding will run for three months, closing on October 20, 2009. The winning bids Read more

Drunk persons and yoga.

It has been said that doing yoga is extremely helpful for the body health. One of the reasons for this is that yoga poses are very natural body positions and our body enjoys being in such a position, but the main problem to get this enjoyment feeling is to relief all the stress and tension in our muscles.

From the other side it’s known that vodka relaxes person to its maximum, and according to yoga one who relaxed can easily make complicated yoga exercises.

Balasana — Успокоительная поза, которая расположена между более стимулирующими Асана

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana — Поза невесты (O_o), успокаивает мозг и омолаживает усталые ноги

Marjaryasana — Эта поза обеспечивает нежный массаж органам брюшной полости и спинному хребту

Halasana — Поза Плуга уменьшает боль в пояснице и может помочь вам заснуть

Dolphin — Хорошее открытие плечевого сустава. Также усиливает (не понял что), руки и ноги

Salambhasana — Эффективное средство для того, чтобы усилить спину, ноги и руки в подготовке к более глубоким …(блин, надо было лучше учить английский)

Ananda Balasana — Эта поза нежно доносит большее понимание до тазобедренного сустава (О_о)

Malasana — Эта поза растягивает лодыжки, пах и спину.

Pigeon Pose — Придаст тонус вашему телу, улучшит вашу гибкость и снимет стресс вашего ума.

posted by fishki

Drunk persons (women) pictures here and HERE